My motorbike, she waits for me while I eat an ice cream

That ass... so sad... 

The year was 1985, I was in the fourth grade, I had a motorbike with just 12 horsepower, I was absolutely happy and I didn't know it.

Thanks for everything Mark David Hollis, wherever you are.

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A dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to try it one evening, after dinner.
Dad asks son: "What did you do this afternoon?"
The son replies: "I did my homework."
The robot immediately gives the boy a slap.
The son: "Ok, ok, I went to a friend's house to watch a movie"
The dad: "...and what movie did you watch?"
And the son: "Toy story"
The Robot gives another slap.
The son: "Ok, ok, we saw a porn film"
And the dad: "What??? At your age I didn't even know what porn was"
The robot slaps the father.
The mother laughs and says: "Well, it looks like it's your son."
The robot slaps the mother.

THE ROBOT IS NOW ON SALE...

Hard times create strong men,
strong men create easy times.
Easy times create weak men,
weak men create difficult times.

(Arabic proverb)